I have a business plan I may try. I believe it's a real winner!
I'm gonna open up a comedy club, nothing original there right? Here's the hook. I not gonna have live comedians, gonna call it an "Automatic Comedy Club". Nothing but TVs all around tuned in to C-Span, CNN, MSNBC, etc! All I'll have to do is serve the drinks and sit back while the jokes tell themselves!!!
Whatcha think?
I realize many people are upset about the "stimulus" check for $600 congress is proposing. Not to worry, I have a simple solution! Once your check arrives go find one of those Dominion Voting machines and run the check through it, it should turn in $100,000 easily!
Had a vegan watching me eat a steak tell me she didn't think God meant for us to eat cows, my reply, "Well then He should've made them harder to catch!"
