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> I used to think I was a regular person, but I was born white, which now makes me a racist & responsible for slavery.
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> I'm a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan & support myself.
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> I went to High School, worked through college, got a degree & have held a job. I'm not here because I earned it, but because I was advantaged.
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> I'm heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.
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> I'm non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class & ally of big business.
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> I'm not a Muslim, which now labels me an infidel.
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> I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a member of the vast NRA gun lobby.
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> I'm older than 65 & retired, making me a useless old person.
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> I think & I reason, which makes me question what main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
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> I'm proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe.
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> I value my safety & that of my family, & I appreciate the police & the legal system, making me a right-wing, cop-loving extremist.
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> I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me anti-socialist.
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> I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies, which must make me a borderline sociopath.
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> I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant.
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> I'm proud of our flag, what it stands for, & the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem, taking me back where I started - I must be a racist.
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> I can't understand what's happened to me...and it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years. If all this wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use, & I gotta go...FREQUENTLY!
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