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It snowed last night...
> 80 am: I made a snowman.
> 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
> 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
> 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
> 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit, and said it should have been two snow men instead.
> 8:22 - The transgender man... woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
> 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose since veggies are food and not used to decorate snow figures.
> 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
> 8:31 - The middle eastern guy across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
> 8:40 - The police arrived, saying someone had been offended.
> 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
> 8:43 - The council of equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
> 8:45 - A TV news crew showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs", and I am now called a sexist.
> 90 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
> 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
> 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
> By noon, all the snow had melted
> Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is exactly what we have become.....and there is no longer a way to fix it......all caused by Snowflakes.
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