Cancel this cancel that
Maybe even “Cat in the Hat.”
Or maybe the guy that's “not a cat.”
Who is next, just wait and see.
If you try to cancel me
I will surely cancel thee
I will not watch you on TV
Your movies I’ll refuse to see
And will no longer pay a fee
In your stores I will not shop
Your products just might flop
Watch as your profits drop
For you I will not vote
My loyalties are with the G.O.A.T.
So this is why I wrote this note
Cancel the cancel culture that is my thought
Cancel the Mob, where our freedoms are not
Canceling the Cancel, for that we fought