President Xiden of the Divided States of Chimerica invites you to a party in his glorious honor. The virus sent to us by his Beloved Leader Xi has played a part in culling about a half million excess colonists (hopefully mostly deplorables but collateral damage is acceptable) that has both instilled fear in the weak minded and presented us with the perfect opportunity to crush dissent and separate the patriots before they even knew that they were under assault.
