No way would I ever invite Jessica Fletcher to my town.
If you did someone was about to die, and you may be blamed.
he he e
What’s a detective’s favorite dessert?
Clueberry pie. he he he
What is a funeral director's favorite desert?
Blue-berry pie. he he he
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The wife called the fire department
She said money was burning a hole in my pocket.
he he he
What’s the difference between a lieutenant and a vacuum?
Where the dirt bag sits. he he he
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The two things a Engineers hate most: change and the way things are.
he he he
Some days a diamond some days a Murder she wrote stone.
Have a blessed day.
