There was a man who said that he would go through hell for his partner.
They got married and now he is going through hell.he he he


Marriage is when a man and woman become as one.
Trouble starts when they try to figure out which one. he he eh

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Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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When you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always get the last two words in:
“Yes, dear.”


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My wife thought she found Mr. Right, she just didn't know my first name was "Always"

Love is a long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

Some days a diamond, some days a wedded stone.

Have a blessed day.