Why didn't the melons get married?
They're canaloupes. he he he

I told a bad chemistry joke once.
I got a bad reaction. he he he

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What do grandmother deer to to their grand children?
Fawn all over them. he he he

What does a grandmother and a website have in common?
You can't deny the cookies. he he he

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I started walking five miles a day when I was 60 years old...
Now I have no idea where could I am

"My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… Until she pasta-way." he he he

Some days a diamond, some days a single stone.

Have a blessed day.