I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.
No pun in ten did. he he he
How do you measure a snake?
In inches—they don’t have feet. he he he
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Where does a waitress with only one leg work?
IHOP. he he he
What kind of shoes make fun of you.
Mock-asins. he he he
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A house wears Address. he he he
Some days a diamond. Some days a losing stone.
Have a blessed day
